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>Freak of the Week: Truck Fitter, Aston Martin. Aston Martin, Truck Fitter.

7 May

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Meet FotW #19, Guy Martin, 28 year old truck mechanic. This is the cold “office” from which he travels to and from in a Ford Transit van, ideal in handling the decrepit roads of the truck yard six days a week. Those are his goggles propped on his mucky hair, that’s his name on the breast pocket of his overalls, and these are his tools held between his greasy hands. Martin does not have a pension plan, has nothing in savings, and doesn’t have a mortgage either because he never bothered to own a home. He lives in the home of his girlfriend’s parents.

But what Martin DOES own… is this–

The question is why on earth would a 28 year old truck fitter who doesn’t even have a proper garage, let alone a house, decide to own a brand new $180,000 Aston Martin V12 Vantage?
And here lies the bombshell. No, Guy Martin doesn’t have terminal cancer or only a few months to live but when Martin isn’t working on trucks, he is a British motorcycle racer who excels in trial races, the most famous being the Isle of Man TT. Since 2004, he has earned eight podiums and is also sponsored by Italian leathers Dainese.
Guy Martin defends his choice with an explanation, 
“There are times when I’m racing that I’ve thought, ‘This is it’, but when you survive you’re left with a feeling like nothing else. It’s a buzz you can’t describe. And I’m chasing that buzz all the time. I love risking my life, but to get the buzz on a bike on public roads [when they’re not closed for racing] I’d need to be doing 180mph. You can’t, and I wouldn’t want to. The Aston isn’t everyday transport. It’s for a mad half-hour every now and then. And it’s also forever. I don’t think I’ll ever sell it…”
Before you decide whether or not you could agree with that comment, remember the old saying, “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.” However, if you do choose to walk that mile, and walk right up to the moment of the grand Aston purchase, you’ll likely face the sad realization that all examples of the limited run V12 Vantages have already been accounted for. C’est la vie!
Happy weekend, everybody!!

>Affordable Supercar Series: ASS

9 Apr

>Do you like getting kicked in the backside by the hammer of Thor but could do without all the broken bones?  How about consuming absurd distances of road and feeling refreshed when you get out?  Even with gas near $4 a gallon, do you still feel the need to burn more fuel than Prince William’s wedding procession?  Well, we got the car for you!

get1car.com

Yes, I know.  Your mind is blown!  A four seat coupe is indeed an Affordable Supercar AND it’s a Mercedes.  This isn’t just any run of the mill car with a tri-pointed star in the grille.  This is the CL65 AMG with a pair of turbos and a 6.0 liter V12 behind that shiny grille.

Wait a minute!  Go back and read that again.  “Turbos” and “V12″ are in the same sentence and the same car.  This CL isn’t just a boulevard cruiser.  It’s a back alley bruiser.  That force-fed motor converts air and fuel with a result of just over 600hp making this the most powerful ASS ever!  We might as well call this car Beyonce.

examiner.com

With 603 horsepower and 738lb-ft of torque on tap, Beyonce is quite the performance vehicle despite tipping the scales at 4,750lbs.  I guess muscle really does weigh more than fat.  To prove the point, a sprint to 60 takes about four and a half seconds with a quarter mile completed in just over twelve seconds.  Handling is better than expected of a car weighing over two tons but this isn’t exactly a Lotus Elise.

Not being an Elise in this class and price range is a good thing too.  It actually comes with an interior and it is simply divine.  Many cows gave their lives to produce an elegant cockpit that can seat four very comfortably for very long journeys.  Since it looks like any other car that a rich geriatric would drive, long journeys can be completed in a minimal amount of time without a glance from the police.

Here’s Jeremy Clarkson’s review and don’t forget to check Ebay… for sub-$40k CL65s, not Beyonce

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